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UK censorship guide: Season 2
Current cuts:
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And the end of the intro sequence
During the opening sequence, the flashes of
lightning were slowed down.
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Grampa tells Homer about Herb
Grampa: She did stuff your mother would
never do. Like have sex for money.
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Homer vows to find Herb
Bart: So, any ideas where this bastard
lives?
Homer: Bart!
Bart: What? His parents aren't married are they? It's a
correct word isn't it?
Homer: Well, he's got us there.
Bart: (singing) Bastard, bastard,
bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard!
(Cut to Gas Station.)
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Homer and Herb meet for the first
time
(Homer and Herb hug.)
Herb: Welcome to my home, brother.
Homer: Holy moley, the bastard's rich!
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Homer and Herb meet for the first
time
(Homer and Herb hug.)
Herb: Welcome to my home, brother.
Homer: Holy moley, the bastard's rich!
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Archived cuts:
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Santa' Little Helper finally
understands Bart
(Bart successfully gets Santa's Little Helper to
perform for Ms. Winthrop.)
Ms. Winthrop: Oh, you son of a bitch.
Good show!
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BBC no longer airs the show
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ACT
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Grampa and Jasper watch a McBain
movie
Mendoza: Any more new business?
(McBain bursts in with a gun.)
McBain: Only your death.
Mendoza: McBain!
(McBain starts firing, as he shoots down
all of Mendoza's associates in a circular motion. A gun
falls in front of Mendoza.)
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Homer vows to find Herb
Homer: I'm going to find my brother!
Grandpa: Yeah, good luck.
(Grandpa turns on the TV.)
(Cut to Simpsons car, on the way back
from the hospital.)
Lisa: A long lost half brother, how Dickensian.
Bart: So, any ideas where this bastard lives?
Homer: Bart!
Bart: What? His parents aren't married are they? It's a
correct word isn't it?
Homer: Well, he's got us there.
Bart: (singing) Bastard, bastard, bastard,
bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard!
(Cut to Gas Station.)
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BBC no longer airs the show
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ACT
2
Homer and Herb meet for the first
time
(Homer and Herb hug.)
Herb: Welcome to my home, brother.
Homer: Holy moley, the bastard's rich!
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BBC no longer airs the show
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After Marge suggests Bart should get
a part-time job.
("Turn, Turn, Turn" by The Byrds
begins to play)
Narrator: Me? Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't
realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had
slipped away, forever.
(music stops)
Homer: Bart! What are you staring at?
Bart: Uh, nothing.
("Turn, Turn, Turn" starts playing again)
Narrator: He didn't say it, and neither did I, but at
that moment, my dad and I were closer than we...
(music stops)
Homer: Bart! Stop it!
Bart: Sorry.
(Bart starts drinking, while looking at the
audience. "Turn, Turn, Turn" starts playing briefly.)
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BBC no longer airs the show
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