Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business. — Homer

UK censorship guide: Season 7

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Bart the Fink (3F12)

ACT 3
Bart and Lisa try to convince Krusty to come back

(Krusty receives an electric shock from his Electronic Global Position System.)
Krusty: Argh!
(Krusty throws it over board.)
Krusty: Tell me where you are now, you bastard!

Sky One

Channel 4

BBC

 

Homerpalooza (3F21)

ACT 2
After Homer is cannonned in the gut with a pig balloon

Tech Guy: There goes Peter Frampton's big finale... he's gonna be pissed off.
Peter Frampton: You're damned right I'm going to be pissed off, I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale.

Sky One