Eh, just get one of those inflatable women. But make sure it’s a woman though, ’cause one time I... uh...— Wiggum
This section is especially for British fans of The Simpsons. If you watch the show on Channel Four, Sky One, and previously on BBC2, you may have noticed little bits of footage that weren't previously in an episode. Or you may notice how some lines end very abruptly. No, the culprit isn't global warming - it is in fact the fault of the censors at the respective channels.
All the channels cut out various bad language, such as 'bastard', 'bitch' and 'wanker'. Sometimes cuts are made because a scene is deemed too violent, is liable to offend due to current events, or for continuity reasons - for example, the BBC cut some material referring to advert breaks. Prior to 2000, Sky One had made extensive cuts to many episodes, even removing words like 'ass' and 'crap'. After the tragic death of Princess Diana, they even took the step of removing car crashes and the word "royal"!
The guide is split by Season. Current cuts are listed first, followed by archived cuts (those which have been restored) at the bottom of each page. The removed dialogue/action is shown in red, and the part of the episode is noted. The icon on the left shows which channel(s) made each cut.
As well as ripping episodes to shreds, some episodes have been outright banned. Most of these are now airing in regular rotation, some with cuts.
This episode only aired once on BBC 2. It is not known why, but it's probably due to the offensive "New Orleans" song. Channel 4 came under fire in 2005 when it aired the episode shortly after Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans. They ran an apology two days later and have subsequently cut the song from the episode.
This episode was due to air on BBC2 in late 2001, but because of the 9/11 attacks it was pulled, as it was in the U.S. and other countries, since it features the Twin Towers prominently. BBC2 never aired it in the time they had the rights, and it wasn't until 7th August 2005 that Sky One finally plucked up the courage to show it... with extensive cuts (which we find grossly disrespectful).
This was banned by Sky One for constant foolishness with guns. It was released on a VHS compilation, Too Hot For TV, so that British viewers could see it if they wanted to. The episode was first broadcast in the UK when it made it onto the BBC, on 26th October 2001. When the rights returned to Sky they finally aired it, on 26th September 2005.
There was a rather large debate in 1999 whether to air this episode or not. Sky held it over and allowed it to be the premiere of Season 10. This was about the point they stopped cutting as much in newer episodes.
In October 2002, when the Washington Sniper incident was taking place in America, this episode was postponed on BBC 2 because of Moe's line, "That sniper at the all-star was a blessing in disguise," and Wiggum's "any child found outside after dark will be shot!". Eventually after Thirty Minutes Over Toyko had aired, this episode aired, but with the two Sniper lines cut, prompting the question: why didn't they do that in the first place? The lines were later reinstated.
During 2002-2004 this episode was dropped from Sky One's schedules. The reasons are unknown, but the most likely explanation is because it features Bart as a suicide bomber. It was in this same period that The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson was banned (see above) due to the 9/11 attacks.
The plot features heavy drug use, which gave it a TV-14 rating in the U.S. Sky One refuse to air this before the watershed, though when it is on it is uncut. Unfortunately, this means it airs very rarely because there are no regular post-watershed slots for the show.
This episode has been held back due to the repeated use of the word "bollocks". It will air in a late-night slot amongst Season 20 episodes.