I’ve learned my lesson: a mountain of sugar is too much for one man. It’s clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives of a plantation in Hawaii.— Homer
Framegrabs from the Season 15 episode, The Way We Weren't. Homer reveals to Marge that she wasn't his first kiss. Recounting his story of his first love as a young child, Marge realises that in fact she was Homer's first kiss, and Homer broke her heart.