This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.— Wiggum
Framegrabs from the Season 3 episode, Bart the Lover. Mrs. Krebappel takes an ad out in the personals, however, it all goes wrong when Bart answers it for a joke.