This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.— Wiggum
Framegrabs from the Season 3 episode, Radio Bart. Bart tricks all of Springfield into thinking that a little boy named Timmy O'Toole has fallen down a well.