This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.— Wiggum
Framegrabs from the Season 3 episode, Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington. Lisa wins a essay competition in Reader's Digest, and the family get a free trip to Washington D.C.