Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I’m leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.— Homer
Framegrabs from the Season 1 episode, Bart the General. When Bart gets beat up by Nelson Muntz, he forms an army of his friends to wage war on the bully.