Email RSS Feed Twitter Feed I can’t live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?Homer

Simpsons framegrabs: Bart the General

Framegrabs from the Season 1 episode, Bart the General. When Bart gets beat up by Nelson Muntz, he forms an army of his friends to wage war on the bully.