This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.— Wiggum
Framegrabs from the Season 3 episode, When Flanders Failed. Ned Flanders announces that he is opening a left-handed store. Homer, however, wishes that Flanders would fail.