This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.— Wiggum
Framegrabs from the Season 2 episode, Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment. Homer gets an illegal cable hook-up which Lisa refuses to watch, for fear of losing her soul.