I can’t live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?— Homer
Hey fans, our coolest contributor [Joe] has informed us that Rix Tins has released a new Lap Tray. Featuring Ralphy on the tray with the picture of Krusty Burger in the background and the words "My tongue tastes like burning" on the side of the tray. It's 13x17 with fold-out legs and goes for $19.99 at places like SunCoast and Media Play.
Mmmmm.. Krusty Burger.
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