Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves!— Homer
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such web pages as 'Troy McClure: We Hate You' and 'The Washed-up Actors With Drinking Problems memorial page'. Today I'm here at Simpson Crazy to tell you all the productions that I have appeared in, from Movies and TV programs to Telethons and 'I Can't Believe They Invented It!' shows."