I’ll keep it short and sweet: Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.— Burns
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such web pages as 'Troy McClure: We Hate You' and 'The Washed-up Actors With Drinking Problems memorial page'. Today I'm here at Simpson Crazy to tell you all the productions that I have appeared in, from Movies and TV programs to Telethons and 'I Can't Believe They Invented It!' shows."