‘To start press any key.’ Well where’s the ‘any’ key? I see Esc, Catarl, and PigUp. There doesn’t seem to be any ‘any’ key!— Homer
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such web pages as 'Troy McClure: We Hate You' and 'The Washed-up Actors With Drinking Problems memorial page'. Today I'm here at Simpson Crazy to tell you all the productions that I have appeared in, from Movies and TV programs to Telethons and 'I Can't Believe They Invented It!' shows."