Church Marquees

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

GOD, THE ORIGINAL LOVE CONNECTION

Principal Charming

2:00 PETERSON WEDDING
8:00 HAYRIDE TO HEAVEN

Lisa the Greek

EVERY SUNDAY IS SUPER SUNDAY

Homer the Heretic

TODAY'S TOPIC: "WHEN HOMER MET SATAN"

Homer's Barbershop Quartet

TODAY: "WHAT A F IEND WE HAVE IN GOD"
ALSO: THE BE SHARPS

Bart's Inner Child

TODAY'S TOPIC: "BE LIKE UNTO TO BOY"

Homer Loves Flanders

LOOSEST BINGO CARDS IN TOWN

Lady Bouvier's Lover

PRIVATE WEDDING, PLEASE WORSHIP ELSEWHERE

Bart's Girlfriend

EVIL WOMEN IN HISTORY: FROM JEZEBEL TO JANET RENO

Bart Sells His Soul

NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SALVATION

Hurricane Neddy

GOD WELCOMES HIS VICTIMS

The Twisted World of Marge Simpson

OPEN

In Marge We Trust

NEXT SUNDAY
THE MIRACLE OF SHAME

THE LISTEN LADY IS IN

TODAY'S SERMON: CONQUEST OF THE COUNTY OF THE APES

My Sister, My Sitter

NO SYNAGOGUE PARKING

Treehouse of Horror VIII

TODAY'S SERMON: HOMER ROCKS!

Viva Ned Flanders

TODAY'S TOPIC: HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

Treehouse of Horror X

NED FLANDERS: HUSBAND, FATHER, WACKY NEIGHBOR

Take My Wife, Sleaze

TODAY'S TOPIC: THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE VIRGIN MARY

Faith Off

TODAY'S TOPIC: LIFE IN HELL

Missionary: Impossible

BINGO 7PM

The Frying Game

IF YOU WERE A PASTOR, YOU'D BE HOME BY NOW

Papa's Got a Brand New Badge

TOMORROW: HOMER SIMPSON FUNERAL

Special Edna

WELCOME PISSED-OFF CATHOLICS

String Arms of the Ma

NO OUTSIDE EUCHARIST

Pray Anything

GOD: THE ORIGINAL LOVE CONNECTION

HOUSEWARMING PARTY
LET THERE BE LIGHT BEER

Co-Dependence Day

WE WELCOME OTHER FAITHS (JUST KIDDING)

Bart-Mangled Banner

IS GOD PATRIOTIC ENOUGH?

Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass

RAPTURE THREAT LEVEL:
ORANGE

The Father, Son and the Holy Guest Star

ARE YOU A
JAMES THE LESSER
OR A
JAMES THE GREATER?