I can’t live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?— Homer
One of the staples of the Simpsons' opening credits is the blackboard gag. Bart writes something on the chalkboard as a punishment, quite often ironic. Here we list them all, including screenshots where useful. Any episodes not listed here do not have blackboard gags.
Season 12 starts 27th September.