Children, I couldn’t help monitoring you conversation. There’s no mystery about Willie. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let’s have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.— Skinner
Pages for Simpsons nerds! Here we have catalogued all sorts of Simpsodata in easy-to-read formats, and in a way so meticulous we'd make even Professor Frink, Milhouse or Database envious. Here you will find lists of voice artists, guest stars, lyrics and all those running gags that the writers are running out of ideas for!
All the regular voice actors (credited as Starring or Also Starring) and some of the characters they play.
A thorough list of actors with guest star credit, including the characters they played.
Details on the four Simpsons music albums.
All the muck that's fit to rake! Official websites from around the world, promotional websites from certain episodes, and fake websites mentioned in the show.
The old classic...this page has all of Bart's chalkboard punishments from the opening credits.
The sofa gags are another of the opening credits variations in The Simpsons. This page has descriptions and pictures of every couch gag.
Every time Homer and others have uttered that world-famous catchphrase.
If I find out who made this page, I'm going to use their head for a bucket and paint my house with their brains!
Mmm... yet another list...
Hippo Promoted To Detective? President Simpson Wins Super Bowl?! Yes, these are just two of the hilarious headlines you can see every day in Springfield.
Billboard advertisements from the new High-Definition opening sequence.
As our lord and saviour Jebus Christ says, "What A Fiend We Have In God."
In the business, we call it "retirony".
742 Evergreen Terrace is a house of dark secrets... see what's hidden under their floorboards, and what else is buried in Springfield!
Ever watched an episode and thought the animation looked out of place? Chances are it was recycled from an earlier episode. Check out this list of reused animation.
There's an interesting story behind this web page...in nineteen-dickety-two I think it was...I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time...
Another original list: all the times people jump out of windows at a moment's notice.
This page is absolutely, one hundred percent guarateed to make you laugh (not a guarantee). Snapping fingers may not make this page appear.
All those impossible-to-read credits have been made readable! Rock Bottom Corrections, Kent Brockman's Gay List, Arrested Celebrities, Krusty's Birthday Buddies, and DNA Names can be found here.
Just how many characters have celebrated a birthday on The Simpsons? Which family member has not celebrated more than one? The answers to these and many more pressing questions can be found on this page.
You may remember him from such television shows as The Simpsons, voiced by the late great Phil Hartman.
Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time!