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The Itchy and Scratchy Theme Song

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Quotes

Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder:

Itchy: Stop it you two, you're making Scratchy cry! Theme Song:

They Fight, they Bite, they fight and bit and fight, fight fight fight, bite bite bite, the Itchy and Scratchy Shoooow!

New Theme Song

They love , they share , they share and love and share , love love love , share share share , The Itchy & Scratchy Showwww!"

Porch Pals

Scratchy: "Lemonade?"
Itchy: "Please."
Scratchy: "I made it just for you."
Itchy: "You are my best friend. Mmm. This really hits the spot."
Scratchy: "Doesn't it though?"
Itchy: "You make really good lemonade, Scratchy."
Scratchy: "Thank you, Itchy."