Church Marquees

This is a list of all the notices that have appeared on the board outside the First Church of Springfield, arranged in episode order.

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment (7F13)

GOD, THE ORIGINAL LOVE CONNECTION

Principal Charming (7F15)

2:00 PETERSON WEDDING
8:00 HAYRIDE TO HEAVEN

Lisa the Greek (8F12)

EVERY SUNDAY IS SUPER SUNDAY

Homer the Heretic (9F01)

TODAY'S TOPIC: "WHEN HOMER MET SATAN"

Homer's Barbershop Quartet (9F21)

TODAY: "WHAT A F IEND WE HAVE IN GOD"
ALSO: THE BE SHARPS

Bart's Inner Child (1F05)

TODAY'S TOPIC: "BE LIKE UNTO TO BOY"

Homer Loves Flanders (1F14)

LOOSEST BINGO CARDS IN TOWN

Lady Bouvier's Lover (1F21)

PRIVATE WEDDING, PLEASE WORSHIP ELSEWHERE

Bart's Girlfriend (2F04)

EVIL WOMEN IN HISTORY: FROM JEZEBEL TO JANET RENO

Bart Sells His Soul (3F02)

NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SALVATION

Hurricane Neddy (4F07)

GOD WELCOMES HIS VICTIMS

The Twisted World of Marge Simpson (4F08)

OPEN

In Marge We Trust (4F18)

NEXT SUNDAY
THE MIRACLE OF SHAME

THE LISTEN LADY IS IN

TODAY'S SERMON: CONQUEST OF THE COUNTY OF THE APES

My Sister, My Sitter (4F13)

NO SYNAGOGUE PARKING

Treehouse of Horror VIII (5F02)

TODAY'S SERMON: HOMER ROCKS!

Viva Ned Flanders (AABF06)

TODAY'S TOPIC: HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

Treehouse of Horror X (BABF01)

NED FLANDERS: HUSBAND, FATHER, WACKY NEIGHBOR

Take My Wife, Sleaze (BABF05)

TODAY'S TOPIC: THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE VIRGIN MARY

Faith Off (BABF06)

TODAY'S TOPIC: LIFE IN HELL

Missionary: Impossible (BABF11)

BINGO 7PM

The Frying Game (DABF16)

IF YOU WERE A PASTOR, YOU'D BE HOME BY NOW

Papa's Got a Brand New Badge (DABF17)

TOMORROW: HOMER SIMPSON FUNERAL

Special Edna (EABF02)

WELCOME PISSED-OFF CATHOLICS

String Arms of the Ma (EABF04)

NO OUTSIDE EUCHARIST

Pray Anything (EABF06)

GOD: THE ORIGINAL LOVE CONNECTION

HOUSEWARMING PARTY
LET THERE BE LIGHT BEER

Co-Dependence Day (FABF10)

WE WELCOME OTHER FAITHS (JUST KIDDING)

Bart-Mangled Banner (FABF17)

IS GOD PATRIOTIC ENOUGH?

Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass (GABF02)

RAPTURE THREAT LEVEL: ORANGE

The Father, Son and the Holy Guest Star (GABF09)

ARE YOU A
JAMES THE LESSER
OR A
JAMES THE GREATER?