Itchy & Scratchy Cartoons

There's No Disgrace Like Home (7G04)

(Untitled) In classic Tom & Jerry style, Scratchy chases Itchy into his mouse hole, where Scratchy is blown up.
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Krusty Gets Busted (7G12)

Burning Love: Scratchy lies in a hammock. Itchy shoots him in the rear with a flaming arrow.
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Bart Gets an F (7F03)

Let Them Eat Scratchy: Scratchy chases after Itchy with a rapier. Itchy traps Scratchy in a guillotine and chops off his head. He then blows up the severed head with dynamite.
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Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (7F09)

Hold That Feline: Scratchy catches an exploding football kicked by Itchy. He then gets tackled by several large football players.
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Kitchen Kut-Ups: Itchy and Scratchy hit each other with mallets. Itchy then stabs Scratchy with knives.
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Messenger of Death: Itchy blows up Scratchy's head with a bazooka.
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(Untitled) Itchy hits Scratchy in the back of the head, knocking out his eyeballs. Itchy gives Scratchy two bombs to replace them. Scratchy goes to comb his hair, then blows up. Repeated in 9F17.
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(Untitled) A squirrel resembling Marge appears, telling Itchy & Scratchy to stop hitting each other. Itchy knocks the squirrel's head off with a baseball bat.
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(Untitled) Itchy blows up Scratchy's grave.
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Porch Pals: Itchy and Scratchy share lemonade. Then they dance together, and later Scratchy reads Itchy a bedtime story.
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(Untitled) Itchy & Scratchy bring out bigger and bigger guns, they go off and Scratchy is sent flying into the sun.
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Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (7F16)

Sundae Bloody Sundae: Itchy puts Scratchy into a glass, then shakes, blends and serves him as a drink.
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Stark Raving Dad (7F24)

Bang the Cat Slowly: Itchy ties a box with a bomb to Scratchy's tongue. Scratchy swallows, and the box blows off his head.
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When Flanders Failed (7F23)

O Solo Meow: Scratchy eats a meatball that is a bomb. He runs into the doorframe, knocking off his head. His body then explodes.
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Bart the Murderer (8F03)

The Sound of Silencers: Itchy shoots several cats with a machine gun.
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Homer Defined (8F04)

My Dinner With Itchy: Scratchy drinks a glass of acid. His body dissolves and he runs outside where he is run over by a bus.
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Like Father, Like Clown (8F05)

Field of Screams: Itchy and son run over Scratchy and son on a tractor. Then they play catch with Scratchy's head.
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Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk (8F09)

House of Pain: Itchy ties Scratchy to a post of a house he's building. He then nails a picture through his head.
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Radio Bart (8F11)

Cat Splat Fever: Scratchy jumps down a well to save Itchy, but lands in an alligator's jaws. His angel goes up to a brick in the well that Itchy is standing on, where he gets shot in the head. Dedicated to Timmy O'Toole.
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Bart's Friend Falls in Love (8F22)

I'm Getting Buried in the Morning: Itchy and his bride gets their heads sliced off at the wedding, by Itchy's hat.
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Homer the Heretic (9F01)

Flay Me to the Moon: Itchy ties Scratchy's tongue to a rocket, which gets wrapped around the moon. The tongue retracts, pulling the moon onto the house. Repeated in 2F33.
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Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie (9F03)

Itchy & Scratchy Movie Trailer: Itchy shaves some of Scratchy's fur off, scribbles across his face with a marker pen, and blows his brains out. Also shown are scenes from the movie: Itchy has Scratchy tied to a log on a conveyor belt, moving toward a circular saw; and Itchy dresses up some dynamite as a female cat, who Scratchy falls in love with.
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That Happy Cat: The very first cartoon from Roger Meyers, featuring just Scratchy. He walks down a street, stops at a crossing and whistles.
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Steamboat Itchy: Itchy shoots Scratchy's kneecaps and kicks him into the furnace.
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(Untitled) In a Second World War short, Itchy & Scratchy team up to fight Hitler.
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Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie: Itchy ties Scratchy to a rail track, then goes to engineering school, graduates, then drives a train over Scratchy.
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Miscellaneous:
Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie logo;
I&S projector;
Movie billboard;
Animation studio in Korea;
Novel based on the film.

Lisa's First Word (9F08)

100-Yard Gash: Itchy nails Scratchy's tail down before a race. Scratchy takes off without his skin and wins.
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Homer's Triple Bypass (9F09)

During the "Bad Cops" segment, the police watch the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon from Itchy & Scratchy & Marge where they hit each other with mallets.

Brother from the Same Planet (9F12)

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang: Itchy catches Scratchy's tongue to the ball return in a bowling alley. He then bowls a bomb, which comes into Scratchy's mouth, blowing him up.
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I Love Lisa (9F13)

My Bloody Valentine: Itchy gives Scratchy his own heart as a valentine. Scratchy learns later he needs a heart to live, and dies before he can reach it.
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The Front (9F16)

Dazed and Confused: Itchy hits Scratchy with a mallet, then they both tell the viewers not to take drugs.
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Little Barbershop of Horrors: Itchy puts BBQ sauce and flesh-eating ants on Scratchy's head. Then he lifts Scratchy's head through the ceiling, where Elvis shoots him.
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Screams from a Mall: Itchy nails Scratchy to an escalator. After his skin comes off Itchy sells it. Scratchy takes it back and leaves the mall, when he is beaten by animal rights activists for wearing fur.
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Other: I&S productions credits
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Whacking Day (9F18)

(Untitled) With Guest Director Oliver Stone. Black and white cartoon in which Scratchy is shot by Itchy a la Lee Harvey Oswald.
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Marge in Chains (9F20)

Germs of Endearment: Itchy ties a brick to Scratchy's throat, then throws it out the window. Scratchy jumps after it, and lands on a cactus.
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Cape Feare (9F22)

Spay Anything: Itchy tricks Scratchy into getting spayed. The laser slices Scratchy to pieces.
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Homer Goes to College (1F02)

Burning Down the Mouse: Scratchy puts an unusually large of explosives around Itchy. Just as they are about to blow up, the Simpsons' television gets unplugged. The cartoon is over when it comes back on.
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Boy-Scoutz N the Hood (1F06)

Aah! Wilderness! Itchy makes Scratchy into a tent, which is struck by lightining.
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Deep Space Homer (1F13)

Scar Trek: The Next Laceration: Itchy pops out of Scratchy's stomach and shoves him out the airlock. He chops Scratchy in half with Saturn's rings, then pops his head after removing his helmet. A warning appears afterwards.
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Burns' Heir (1F16)

The Buck Chops Here: Scratchy get chopped into dollar bills at the US Mint. He is then burned by dogs in suits.
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Bart of Darkness (1F22)

Planet of the Aches: Scratchy goes on a planet of Itchy's with telekinetic powers. The lead him to an arena, where he is sliced by sharp objects.
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Itchy & Scratchy Land (2F01)

The Last Traction Hero: Scratchy has been working out. Itchy repeatedly stabs scratchy with a needle, causing Scratchy to bleed heavily. Itchy then chops off his muscles with a chainsaw.
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Scratch-tasia: Itchy & Scratchy movie, a parody of Disney's Fantasia.
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Pinicchio: Another movie, in which Itchy tells a lie and his nose grows and stabs Scratchy.
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Miscellaneous:
Itchy & Scratchy Land;
Entrance gate;
Itchy & Scratchy robots.

A Star Is Burns (2F31)

Four Funerals and a Wedding: Scratchy is getting married. Itchy replaces the woman with a bride made of dynamite. They have children made of dynamite, too. When they are old, she explodes, killing Scratchy. Itchy runs out and has a heart attack. This won best animated short in the Springfield Film Festival.
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Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily (3F01)

Foster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!: Itchy is at Scratchy's door, posing as a baby. He then breaks his bottle in half and stabs scratchy, right before he steals the TV and runs off.
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Bart Sells His Soul (3F02)

Skinless in Seattle: Itchy drops stuff off the Space Needle, all miss Scratchy below. Itchy then cuts the space Needle in half, and it lands in Scratchy's eye.
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Lisa the Vegetarian (3F03)

Esophagus Now: Itchy serves Scratchy's stomach to him as food. Scratchy eats the same piece over and over again. Itchy gives him the $100 bill, and Scrachy's head explodes.
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The Day the Violence Died (3F16)

Remembrance of Things Slashed: Scratchy's ghost comes before Itchy, who freezes him, and uses his eyeballs as ice cubes.
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Itchy & Scratchy meet Fritz the Cat: Scratchy tries to put the moves on an ostrich, but Itchy sets him on fire and steals his 'bird'.
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Manhattan Madness: Itchy walks through Manhattan, "defending" himself from an Irishman and Roosevelt.
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(Untitled) Itchy prays to God and He stamps on Scratchy and throws him into an acid lake. Dedicated to Lester & Eliza.
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Miscellaneous:
Logo for 75th anniversary of Itchy & Scratchy;
Original drawing of Itchy by Chester Lampwick.

Bart After Dark (4F06)

Good Cats, Bad Choices: Itchy approaches Scratchy with a broken bottle on a talk show. Cartoon is interrupted by special report.
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Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(ANNOYED GRUNT)cious (3G03)

Reservoir Cats: With special guest director Quentin Tarantino. Itchy dances around Scratchy, soaks him in gasoline, then cuts off his ear. Tarantino comes out, and Itchy cuts off his head.
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The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show (4F12)

Why Do Fools Fall in Lava? Itchy makes Scratchy bungee jump into a volcano using his intestine. Scratchy dangles just above the lava, until he is consumed by flames after Itchy pours gasoline through the other end of his intestine.
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(Untitled) Itchy & Scratchy play pool. Itchy chips the cue ball at Scratchy and knocks his eyes out. He replaces them with pool balls.
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The Beagle Has Landed: Itchy and Scratchy go towards a fireworks factory. Poochie shows up and does lots of crazy antics... then drives off with their car.
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(Untitled) Scratchy is part of an ice sculpture. Itchy starts sawing him with a chainsaw, when Poochie shows up with something to say. His mouth doesn't move while Roger Meyer's voice says his planet needs him. The animation cell is lifted off the animation. A handwritten note says Poochie died on the way home.
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(Untitled) A spoof on William Tell, Itchy shoots an arrow at an apple on Scratchy's head. It hits the apple, but cracks a container full of acid, dissolving Scratchy.
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Miscellaneous:
Beginning of a cartoon featuring Speedo Man.
Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie show logo

In Marge We Trust (4F18)

Deaf Comedy Blam! Itchy visits Scratchy in the Ear Trauma ward of a hospital. Itchy attaches a stethoscope to Scratchy's ears takes the other end to a bomb site where an atomic bomb explodes. The sound travels down the stethoscope and explodes Scratchy's head.
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Girly Edition (5F15)

The Glass Moan-agerie: At a glass factory, Itchy throws Scratchy into the furnace, then turns him into a glass work of art.
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Treehouse of Horror IX (AABF01)

Candle In The Wound: Scratchy answers the door on Halloween. It is Itchy. Itchy slices Scratchy's head off, then puts a candle in it like a pumpkin. Bart and Lisa are sucked into the cartoon (note this is a THOH episode) and are chased by Itchy & Scratchy until Homer gets them out.
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Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder (BABF02)

Itchy & Scratchy appear on Springfield Squares.
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Little Big Mom (BABF04)

The Tears Of A Clone: Itchy kills Scratchy, but feels lonely without him, and so builds a machine to clone several Scratchy's to kill. However, Itchy soon gets tired and builds a killing machine.
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HOMR (BABF22)

From Here To Infirmity: Itchy, disguised as a female, makes out with Scratchy on a beach. He then replaces himself with a shark, who eats Scratchy. A man says "Cut!" and we see that it is a commercial for Laramie cigarettes.
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Bye Bye Nerdie (CABF11)

The duo appear in a breakfast cereal ad, in which Itchy cuts open Scratchy and pours the cereal into him.
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Jaws Wired Shut (DABF05)

To Kill A Talking Bird: A cinema notice. Itchy & Scratchy blow up a bird who talks too loud in a cinema.
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The Bart Wants What it Wants (DABF06)

Circus of the Scars: An episode watched by Bart & Greta on DVD. Itchy & Scratchy are trapeze artists, but Itchy slices Scratchy's hands off and he falls to his death. The cat & mouse have their own commentary, in which Itchy cuts off Scratchy's head.
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The Old Man and the Key (DABF09)

Grampa listen to an old Itchy & Scratchy radio show.
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Blame it On Lisa (DABF10)

Par For The Corpse: Itchy and Scratchy play golf. Itchy decapitates Scratchy's head with his golf club, and his head reaches the moon.
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Little Girl in the Big Ten (DABF15)

Butter Off Dead: Itchy is out of butter, and so feeds Scratchy to his cow to create his own "I Can't Believe It's Not Scratchy." This episode has a production code of DABF06.
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C.E. D'oh! (EABF10)

Bleeder of the Pack: Itchy ties Scratchy's tail to a post and speeds past him. Scratchy (on a motorcycle) chases him, his skin comes off, and Itchy puts him on a plane with Richie Valens, Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper... and the plane crashes.
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Today, I Am a Clown (FABF01)

A Briss Before Dying: A Jewish baby Itchy is about to be circumcised by Scratchy. However Itchy jumps onto Scratchy's head, causing him to slice himself to pieces. Itchy blows Scratchy into the shape of a glass and stamps on it.
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Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore (FABF07)

Moo Goo Gai Pain: Scratchy visits a Chinese restaurant, only to find himself on the menu.
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The Wandering Juvie (FABF11)

The Battle of Slaughter-Loo: This was edited for prison viewing. An army of Itchy-style mice take on an army of Scratchy-style cats, as they run towards each other on the battlefield, they pull out bigger and better weapons. As they collide, the episode cuts to the mice celebrating victory.
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Fraudcast News (FABF18)

What's Nuked, Pussycat?: Written & directed by C. Montgomery Burns. Scratchy is protesting outside the nuclear power plant. Itchy picks him up with a fork-lift truck and shows him why nuclear power is great, and why wind power is not safe.
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Fat Man and Little Boy (FABF21)

"Krusty And Friends Fun Wear" T-shirts:
Itchy
Scratchy
Poochie
Austin Powers Itchy
Itchy-Poochie
Scratchbob Itchpants
Confederate Itchy
Osama Bin Scratchy

The Heartbroke Kid (GABF11)

Kitty-Kill Condition: Scratchy visits the cardiologist (Itchy). Itchy gives him a stress test and intentionally adds to his stress, to the point that Scratchy has a heart attack. Itchy takes out Scratchy's heart, replaces it with dynamite and puts it back in. When Scratchy's family are mourning his death, the grave blows up and kills everyone.
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A Star Is Torn (GABF13)

The prize for winning the singing competition is to be animated in Itchy & Scratchy. Lisa dreams about the episode she wants to be in. Itchy & Scratchy fight with swords, then Lisa, riding a unicorn, cuts their heads off and tosses them into a bucket of acid (after a few words about animal cruelty, of course).
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