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Hans Moleman Escapes Death
Here is a list of all the times the Hans Moleman has somehow escaped death:
Homer's Triple Bypass
Hans is driving a truck with a house of the back. Homer run him off the road
and his it bursts into flames.
Treehouse of Horror IV
Otto runs him off the road in the school bus. His car stops inches from a
tree, then after a second, blows up.
Bart of Darkness
Hans raises his glasses on a hot day, the sun's beam magnifies through the
lenses and sets him on fire.
Lisa's Rival
Homer sees that Hans has crashed a truck of sugar. Sending him to phone to call
for help, Homer steals the sugar.
Itchy & Scratchy Land
When chaos breaks out at Itchy & Scratchy Land, Marge says they should
have gone to the bird sanctuary. However, the sanctuary is even more chaotic.
Hans is in a phone booth (being attacked by birds a la the Hitchcock film),
asking for a large amount of bird seed.
The Springfield Connection
Seen at Springfield prison, about to be sent to the chair.
Mother Simpson
He is in a coffin at the graveyard, not wanting to cause a fuss.
Team Homer
Asking Burns for new bristles for his broom, Burns believes he is the
leprechaun and proceeds to get his "lucky charms".
My Sister, My Sitter
Hans is in the car which is stuck in the wall of Planet Hype.
Dumbbell Indemnity
In prison, Homer knocks him out with a book titled "How To Tunnel Out of
Prison".
Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?
Hans runs a stall called "Moleman's Gruel". When Lisa tell Homer
that the poisoned éclair is low fat, Homer throws it into Hans' gruel, which
explodes.
Children of a Lesser Clod
When Marge goes to identify a body at the morgue, she finds that it is Hans - he
is alive though.
Simpsons Tall Tales
Lisa (as Connie Appleseed) believes a tree is calling to her. However, it was
actually Hans Moleman, drowning in quicksand.
Tis the Fifteenth Season
The townspeople see a bright star in the sky and believe it's a miracle. In
actual fact, Hans is trapped in the snow and it was a flare. Some wolves come
up behind him, but Hans thinks they are rescue dogs...
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