This is the list of all of the "What ifs?" we have on Homer. What if Homer cheated on Marge?: This just talks about what would be different about the show if Homer had cheated on Marge. What if Homer was skinny?: Ever wondered what kind of affect Homer being fat has on the family? Go to this text to find out. What if Homer was smart?: This talks about how things would be different if he wasn't the dumb oaf we know. What if Homer had hair?: If you're curious on what Homer would be like with hair, be sure to click this link.