Name: Homer Jay Simpson Date of birth: May 12, 1956 Age: 39 Weight: 239-315 lbs Occupation: Safety inspector of Sector 7G Voiced by: Dan Castellaneta Likes: Duff beer, donuts, couches, pork chops, hammocks, the Kwik-E-Mart, pretzels, Itchy and Scratchy, hippies, air-conditioners, Grand Funk Railroad, Styx, erotic cakes, Bread, Poochie, Sprinfield U, food, Maude Flanders, and most of all his wife, Marge. Dislikes: Patty and Selma, Ned Flanders, Mr Burns, Saturday afternoon TV, George Bush, his Dad, Milhouse, pants, rice cakes, diets, Australia, Darryl Strawberry, Otto, the Big Brother organization, his Father, Guatemalan Insanity peppers, aliens, (Illegal and extra terrestrial) the boy (Bart), and the third dimension. Best Days of His Life: When he found a penny, when he married Marge, when a beer truck tipped over started to leak it's supplies with Homer nearby, and all in one day, when he had a baby, got a free burger, and watched an hour-long episode of "Mama's Family" Lifelong Dreams: To own the Dallas Cowboys, to be a Monorail conductor, to run out on a baseball field during a game, manage a beautiful country singer, eat the world's biggest hoagie, to be a blackjack dealer, appear on "The Gong Show" Extras: Has won a Grammy, has been shot into space, had his own plow company, was in Hullabalooza as a freak, mascot for Springfield Isotopes, fought for heavyweight title, bootlegged alcohol, voiced a cartoon character, was once thought to be Bigfoot, almost cheated on Marge twice, (Lurleen Lumpkin and Mindy Simmons) managed a country singer, beat up George Bush, once saw an "alien", committed kidnap once, once won League Bowling Championship, once saved Springfield from a nuclear disaster he caused, was baptised, was in the third dimension, was once arrested for murder, once accused of sexual harassment, went back into time, once solved a crime, was once radioactive, didn't graduate high school until he went back and retook Remedial Science, once had a triple bypass, and finally, he appeared on a Japanese soap box.