When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle. They’re on TV!— Homer
Marge: No looting!
Homer: Aw, but I was gonna loot you a present.
Frink: Yes, over here, n'hey, n'hey. In episode BF12, you were battling barbarians while riding a winged Appaloosa, yet in the very next scene, my dear,you're clearly atop a winged Arabian. Please to explain that.
Lucy Lawless: Ah, yeah, well, whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.
Frink: I see, all right, yes, but in episode AG14 --
Frink: Aw, for glaven out loud.
Marge: (calling after the kids) Remember, you're vulnerable to kryptonite!
Homer: Jeez, Marge, tell the neighborhood!
Collector: Good night, Retch Dude and Slobber Girl. Sweet screams! Ha, ha, ha! I am unbelievably amused.
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