When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle. They’re on TV!— Homer
Homer: So what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of No TV and No Beer Make Homer...something-something.
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!
Willie: You've got the Shinning.
Homer: You mean Shining--
Willie: Shh! Do you wanna get sued?