Aw, Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re an old man now, and old people are useless.— Homer
Homer: So what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of No TV and No Beer Make Homer...something-something.
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!
Willie: You've got the Shinning.
Homer: You mean Shining--
Willie: Shh! Do you wanna get sued?