If a gun can protect something as important as a bar, then it’s good enough to protect my family.— Homer
Bart: Great news, mom!
Lisa: Horrible news, mom!
Bart: The school's on strike! Maybe forever. Overload! Pleasure overload!
Marge: Bart, leave that crowbar here! You know I don't like you prying and jimmying.
Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Lisa: Oh my God! I'm losing my perspicacity! Ahhhhh!
Homer: Well, it's always in the last place you look.
Marge: It took the children 40 minutes to locate Canada on the map.
Homer: Marge, anyone could miss Canada, all tucked away down there.
Flanders: Well, I guess this is a case where we'll have to agree to disagree.
Skinner: I don't agree to that.
Mrs. Krabapple: Neither do I!
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