Eh, just get one of those inflatable women. But make sure it’s a woman though, ’cause one time I... uh...— Wiggum
Reaper Madness: After Homer accidentally kills the Grim Reaper, he must take over his duties. Frinkenstein: Professor Frink reanimates his father, with horrific consequences. Stop the World, I Want To Goof Off: Bart & Milhouse find a watch which stops time.
Homer's mother returns, and Homer must clear her name, once and for all.
In a parody of Evita, Lisa becomes school president, but is tricked into getting rid of art and gym classes.
The Simpsons take a trip to England to find a woman Grampa dated during the war. However, when Homer accidentally runs over the Queen, he is sentenced to death.
When Homer is attacked by a bear at the Springfield dump, he is dubbed as a coward by the media, and so he builds a bear-fighting suit to confront his fears.
Krusty's father returns when Krusty realizes that he never had a Bar Mitzvah.
When Homer spends all the Christmas money on himself, he realizes that he is too selfish and must do good deeds. However, he has competition from Flanders.
After a baby riot at a Roofi concert, Lindsay Neagle starts a protest group: Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples & Teens & Gays Against Parasitic Parents - whose main objection is paying taxes for kids when they don't have any themselves.
Homer builds Bart a robot to take part in a Robot Wars-style game show,
Marge writes a novel, basing the main characters around Homer and Ned.
Marge tells the kids three historical stories. Bart is Mozart; Homer is Henry VIII; and Lisa is Sacagawea.
Milhouse moves to Capitol City, where he gets a totally new image. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa become best friends.
Simon Cowell guest stars as a daycare admissions officer.
Artie Ziff returns when his company goes bust and stays with the Simpsons.
Homer & Marge discover that they enjoy drinking together. However after the Oktoberfest, Homer crashes the car while drunk and puts Marge in the driving seat so that the cops do not take his license. Meanwhile, Bart & Lisa seek out a movie director, whose prequel to
After arranging a phony wedding to scam the townspeople out of presents, Bart is sent to juvenile hall, where he doesn't fit in. He meets a rough girl who breaks them both out of the prison.
Principal Skinner and Edna Krabappel prepare for thier wedding, but Skinner gets cold feet, and Edna decides that they shouldn't be getting married. On the rebound, she falls into the arms of Comic Book Guy. Look out for Matt Groening at the Sci-Fi Convention.
Homer & Marge head off to Dayton, Ohio for Uncle Tyrone's birthday leaving the kids at home with Grampa. However, at the airport they decide that they'd rather go to Miami for a holiday away from the kids. However, when Bart & Lisa find out, the follow them round the country.
Homer becomes a crime-fighting superhero called Pie Man. However, his identity is threatened when Mr. Burns blackmails him.
Homer reveals to Marge that she wasn't his first kiss. Recounting his story of his first love as a young child, Marge realises that in fact she was Homer's first kiss, and Homer broke her heart.
When Bart accidentally moons the American flag and Homer says he hates America live on TV, the Simpsons are arrested for treason.
Mr. Burns tries to take control of the media using his wealth in order to better his image.