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I Married Marge

I Married Marge

Rating: 3.5 (169 votes)

Plot

Homer tells the story of back in 1980 when he is dating Marge. The two go on a date to see the hit Star Wars Empire Strikes Back and then celebrate. Then the news comes Marge is pregnant. Homer proposes to Marge and looks for a job, with no luck. Homer decides that he is no good for Marge, and leaves her and the baby behind, figuring they would be better off without him. He leaves in the middle of the night, but at the last second Marge finds Homer and convinces him not to leave. Homer applies for a job at the newly opened Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, telling Burns that he will be the perfect spinelss employee. Burns hires him, and Homer rushes back to the hospital just in time for Bart to be born.


Memorable quotes

Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!

Homer: Do you really think you're pregnant?
Marge: Well, I have the same nausea and craving for pancake mix I had with the other kids.
Homer: Yeah, and I have the same tightness in my chest and profuse sweating I always did.

Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
Lisa: Is anything wrong?
Homer: No, everything's fine. Your mother uh just... broke her leg.

Homer: Yeah, sure, for you, a baby's all fun and games. For me, it's diaper changes and midnight feedings.
Lisa: Doesn't Mom do that stuff?
Homer: Yeah, but I have to hear about it.

Marge: What about Bart? (as a name)
Homer: Let's see... Bart, Cart, Dart, Eart... Nope, can't see any problem with that!

Minister: Do you, Marjorie Bouvier take Homer J. Simpson to be your lawful wedded husband?
Marge: I do.
Minister: Homer, same question, names reversed.

Smithers: There's a problem with the reactor. What do you do?
Homer: There's a problem with the reactor!? We're all going to die!

Seminar speaker: First, let me assure you that this is not one of those shady pyramid schemes you've been hearing about. No sir. Our model is the trapezoid!

Mr. Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir.
Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name...

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Notes

  • Marge's hair when she was younger was not as tall as it is today.
  • Homer's car has a chain-link steering wheel.
  • The fast rood restaurant Marge worked at was called Berger's Burgers.
  • Patty's stationary is labeled ''From the Pen of Patty.''
  • Homer and Marge's wedding photo cost more than the actual wedding.
  • At the Gulp N Blow, the rest rooms were labeled ''Gulps'' and ''Blows.''

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