You don’t understand, Marge. The lottery is the one ray of hope in my otherwise unbearable life! ...Uh, the lottery and you.— Homer
Snake: I swear I can change, Gloria. I'm taking classes in computer fraud.
Gloria: That's what you said about the telemarketing scam. But you didn't stick with it.
Snake: I don't like bothering people at home.
Kent: We're in minute two of this stand-off. What's the situation, Chief?
Wiggum: Well, we have an officer sneaking around the house, Kent, so unless they have a television in there or can hear my loud talking... (a gunshot is heard)
Eddie: Ow, Ow, Ow!
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