I would like to see this money spent on more police officers. I have been shot eight times this year and as a result I almost missed work.— Apu
Billy Corgan: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer Simpson: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
Techie: Aw man, there goes Peter Frampton's big finalie. He's gonna be pissed off.
Peter Frampton: You're damn right I'm going to be pissed off; I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's garage sale!
Chamberlin: The hometown show's the big one, Homer.
Iha: Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school get to see what a successful freak you've become. (points to D'Arcy)
D'Arcy: Hey I wasn't a weirdo. I was in the audio-visual club.
Homer: Really? Me too! But I got kicked out 'cause of my views of Vietnam. Also, I was stealing projectors.
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