If a gun can protect something as important as a bar, then it’s good enough to protect my family.— Homer
Homer: Alright, let's not panic. I'll make the money back by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.
Lisa: Hey dad, what'cha doing?
Homer: Daddy has very important work to do. He's looking through the want ads to find a part-time job.
Lisa: Dad, that's a gag paper we got at the carnival.
Homer: Oh. No wonder I didn't hear about Bart being elected "World's Greatest Sex Machine".
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