Look Marge, you don’t know what it’s like - I’m the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I’m not out of order! You’re out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! ’Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do!! Forget it Marge, it’s Chinatown!!!— Homer
Ed Begley. Jr.: I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. (attaches helment and drives off)
Carl: Hey, Mr. Simpson, sir, can I get your autograph?
Homer: All right, what's the name?
Carl: Uh, Homer, we've worked together for ten years. (Homer stares blankly) It's Carl. (Homer signs)
Carl: (reads notepad) You only wrote my name. I wanted yours.
Homer: Take it or leave it... (reads notepad) Carl.
Lenny: (whispering) Get ready, everybody. He's about to do something stupid.
Homer: Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you gentlemen, but you seem to have me confused with a character in a fictional show.
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