Homer and Apu

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Memorable quotes

Man 1: I need one twenty-nine-cent stamp.
Apu: That's a dollar-eighty-five.
Man 2: Hi, I'd like two dollars worth of gas.
Apu: Four-twenty.

Apu: Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie!

Apu: Oh, this time I have gone to far. No, no one will fall for--
Homer: Woohoo! Cheap meat!

Kent Brockman: We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized novelty hat.

Homer: Stop being such babies. You can't be afraid to try new things. For instance, tonight I'm using a... Apu, what do you call this thing again?
Apu: A "napkin".
Homer: (laughs) Outrageous!

Grampa: Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three - medium brown.

Apu: There she is: the world's first convenience store!
Homer: This isn't very convenient.
Apu: Must you dump on everything we do?

Homer: Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
Master: Yes.
Homer: Really?
Master: Yes.
Homer: You?

Homer: Apu, if it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

Apu: Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead, how I've missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.

James Woods: Is it true you once worked 96 hours straight?
Apu: Oh, yes. It was horrible, I tell you. By the end, I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind.

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Notes

• The license plate of the ambulamce reads SLIP.
• The slogan of the Monstromart: ''Where Shopping Is A Baffling Ordeal.''
• A sign in the world's first convenience store reads: ''The Master Knows All Except Combination To Safe.''
• The Kwik-E-Mart does not accept checks or food stamps, however, there is a list of people not to accept cecks from, and food stamps can be seen in the till.
• The Kwik-E-Mart does not accept checks from Chief Wiggum, Reverend Lovejoy, Homer J. Simpson, Homer S. Simpson, H. J. Simpson, Homor Simpson or Homer J. Fong.

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References

• Kent Brockman's ''Bite Back'' show is similar to David Horowitz's ''Fight Back.''
• The line ''No way man! Get yourself another patsy man!'' is from ''JFK.''
• The scenes of Homer and Apu travelling parody ''Lawrence of Arabia.''

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