When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle. They’re on TV!— Homer
Bartender: Sorry this bar's for pilots only.
Homer: Uh, but I am a pilot.
Bartender: Where's your uniform?
Homer: I stowed it safely in the overhead compartment.
Bartender: Well you talk the talk. Here's a loaner.
Marge: Thank you doctor. Whenever the wind whistles through the leaves, I'll think "Lowenstein", "Lowenstein".
Dr. Zweig: My name is Zweig.
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