Lisa, if you don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.— Homer
Lisa: I've grown a futuristic tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids.
Bart: The kind that help our Olympic athletes reach new peaks of excellence?
Lisa: The very same.
Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Homer's Brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in an nine, punch out at five, that's the plan!
Homer's Brain: Heh heh heh. They don't suspect a thing. (pan down to mouth, then back up) Well, off to the plant!
Homer: Then to the Duff Bewery.
Homer's Brain: Uh-oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer: I gotta think of a line fast!
Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Bewery?
Barney: Hey, that looks like Princess Di! ...Wait, it's just a pile of rags.
Homer: W, X, Y and Z. Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play with me?
Lou: We would have also accepted, "Tell me what you think of me."
Moleman: My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!
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