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Rating: 4 (180 votes)


After Homer is arrested for drink-driving, he promises Marge to give up beer for a month. Meanwhile, Lisa makes Bart the subject of her science experiment.

Memorable quotes

Lisa: I've grown a futuristic tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids.
Bart: The kind that help our Olympic athletes reach new peaks of excellence?
Lisa: The very same.

Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Homer's Brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in an nine, punch out at five, that's the plan!
Homer's Brain: Heh heh heh. They don't suspect a thing. (pan down to mouth, then back up) Well, off to the plant!
Homer: Then to the Duff Bewery.
Homer's Brain: Uh-oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer: I gotta think of a line fast!
Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Bewery?
Homer: Aaah!

Barney: Hey, that looks like Princess Di! ...Wait, it's just a pile of rags.

Homer: W, X, Y and Z. Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play with me?
Eddie: Flawless.
Lou: We would have also accepted, "Tell me what you think of me."

Moleman: My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!

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