Email RSS Feed Twitter Feed Look Marge, you don’t know what it’s like - I’m the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I’m not out of order! You’re out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! ’Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do!! Forget it Marge, it’s Chinatown!!!Homer

Brother from the Same Planet

Brother from the Same Planet

Rating: 3.7 (171 votes)


Bart gets a ''Bigger Brother'' after Homer neglects him for the last time - and Homer retaliates by getting a ''Little Brother'' of his own.

Memorable quotes

Tom: Come on Bart, you know better than to talk to strangers.
Homer: For your information, I'm his father.
Tom: His father? The drunken gambler?
Homer: That's right - and who might you be?

Lisa: (as Homer runs outside naked) Dad, hide your shame!
Ned: Hey Homie, I can see your doodle!

Woman: And what are your reasons for wanting a Little Brother?
Homer: (thinking) Don't say revenge, don't say revenge! (aloud) Uh, revenge? (thinking) That's it, I'm getting out of here! (footsteps and door slamming)

Homer: (after seeing Pepe) I'll take him. Do you have him in blonde?

Pepe: Tell me more. I want to know all the constellations.
Homer: Well, there's Jerry, the cowboy. And that big dipper-looking thing... is Alan... the cowboy.

Bart: Who's Pepe?
Homer: He's my Little Brother. That's right: you're not the only one who can abuse a non-profit organization.

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