Aw, Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re an old man now, and old people are useless.— Homer
Tom: Come on Bart, you know better than to talk to strangers.
Homer: For your information, I'm his father.
Tom: His father? The drunken gambler?
Homer: That's right - and who might you be?
Lisa: (as Homer runs outside naked) Dad, hide your shame!
Ned: Hey Homie, I can see your doodle!
Woman: And what are your reasons for wanting a Little Brother?
Homer: (thinking) Don't say revenge, don't say revenge! (aloud) Uh, revenge? (thinking) That's it, I'm getting out of here! (footsteps and door slamming)
Homer: (after seeing Pepe) I'll take him. Do you have him in blonde?
Pepe: Tell me more. I want to know all the constellations.
Homer: Well, there's Jerry, the cowboy. And that big dipper-looking thing... is Alan... the cowboy.
Bart: Who's Pepe?
Homer: He's my Little Brother. That's right: you're not the only one who can abuse a non-profit organization.
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