If a gun can protect something as important as a bar, then it’s good enough to protect my family.— Homer
Hibbert: All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight?
Kid 1: The Spaghetti Laboratory!
Kid 2: Face Stuffers!
Kid 3: Professor P. J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery!
Bart: Well, if your soul's real, where is it?
Milhouse: (gestures towards chest) It's kinda in here... and when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. Saying god bless you crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies away!
Bart: What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean?
Milhouse: Oh, it can swim. It's even got wheels, in case you die in the desert and it has to drive to the cemetary.
Milhouse: Well, I didn't want hungry birds pecking my soul forever.
Bart: Soul?! Come on Milhouse. There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogey man or Michael Jackson.
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