I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.Homer

The Way We Weren't

Homer reveals to Marge that she wasn't his first kiss. Recounting his story of his first love as a young child, Marge realises that in fact she was Homer's first kiss, and Homer broke her heart.

Plot

After a spin-the-bottle session goes wrong in Bart's treehouse and Milhouse ends up kissing Homer the subject of kissing comes up and Homer confesses that Marge was NOT his first kiss (in High School). Homer tells the story of his time at summer camp when a younger version of him, Lenny, Carl and Moe. At camp Homer gets himself into a blind-date with a girl from the very posh girl camp and they end up kissing on their blind date.

But is this girl more than he knows. As soon as Marge hears the story she realizes that SHE was the girl. Homer is very happy to hear that but Marge becomes upset over the fact that Homer was the one that broke her heart over 30 years ago because he never showed up for the second date. Homer then explains that he couldn't make it because of an accident falling down the gorge and ending up in Fat camp. After escaping, he was too late to catch Marge and explain.

Marge however is still upset in the present day, until Homer produces a stone she gave him, proving that he did care.

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The Way We Weren't

PCode
FABF13

Index
15×20

Written by
J. Stewart Burns

Directed by
Mike B. Anderson

Starring
Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Hank Azaria
Harry Shearer

Also Starring
Pamela Hayden
Tress MacNeille
Maggie Roswell
Russi Taylor
Karl Wiedergott

Aired (U.S.)
May 09, 2004

Aired (U.K.)
Oct 17, 2004