Weekend at Burnsie's

P-code: DABF11
Episode Index: 13×16
Writers: Jon M. Vitti
Directors: Michael Marcantel
Airdate: 7th April, 2002
Guest stars: Phish as themselves

Average Fan Rating: 4.0 (95 ratings, 8 reviews)

Plot Guide

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After being attacked by crows, Homer gets addicted to medical marijuana.

Memorable Quotes

Homer: It’s a murder, honey. A group of crows is called a murder.

Homer: I could go up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he'd just have to sit there groovin' on it!

Homer: Marge, I just realised, I am the "ow" in the word "now". (menacingly) And if you tell anyone...

Mr. Burns: I have to raise sixty million dollars or we're out of business.
Smithers: Why is that, sir?
Mr. Burns: I told you - I pissed it away!

Otto: They call 'em fingers, but I've never see 'em fing...Oh, there they go.

Otto: Hey, 'Shemp' is 'hemp' spelled backwards!
Homer: And 'Otto' is 'Otto' backwards!
Otto: ...Now I'm scared.

Homer: Wow, that saxophone would make a great pipe.

Lisa: I want my old dad back, the one that was yelling all the time and... you know, I'm not really sure what I want.

Trey (Phish): Wait wait wait! Hold on! Stop, I smell marijuana smoke.
Page (Phish): That had better be medicinal. If Phish don't see a perscription we are outta here.
Jon (Phish): We can wait all night people... (Hans Moleman hands him a perscription slip) Wow, this guy is seriously ill.
Hans Moleman: My doctor didn't tell me. I had to hear it from Phish.

Moe: This ain't no crow bar. (reaching under the bar) This is a crowbar. (pulls out...a painting) See? They got the little stools... and everything?

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References/Parodies

• The title is similar to the movie "Weekend at Burnies".

Season 13 quick links

1. Treehouse of Horror XII
2. The Parent Rap
3. Homer the Moe
4. Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
5. The Blunder Years
6. She of Little Faith
7. Brawl in the Family
8. Sweets and Sour Marge
9. Jaws Wired Shut
10. Half Decent Proposal
11. The Bart Wants What it Wants
12. The Lastest Gun in the West
13. The Old Man and the Key
14. Tales from the Public Domain
15. Blame it On Lisa
16. Weekend at Burnsie's
17. Gump Roast
18. I Am Furious (Yellow)
19. The Sweetest Apu
20. Little Girl in the Big Ten
21. The Frying Game
22. Papa's Got a Brand New Badge