Children, I couldn’t help monitoring you conversation. There’s no mystery about Willie. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let’s have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.— Skinner
A day in the life of The Simpsons is told from three different perspectives: Homer's Day: Marge accidentally cuts off Homer's thumb, and he must be rushed to the hospital. Lisa's Day: Lisa misses the bus and needs to get to school for the Science fair. Bart's Day: Bart & Milhouse find a cave full of fireworks, but are chased by the mafia.
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Ned: Son of a diddly!
Lisa: (to Homer) I'll get us out of this. (aloud) Say, Dad, wanna see my project for the Science Fair?
Homer: (winking) No Lisa, but I sure don't wanna eat this crappy breakfast!
Homer: 'Sorry' doesn't put thumbs on the hand, Marge!
Wiggum: Nine-one-one, this better be good.
Marge: I cut off my husband's thumb!
Wiggum: Attempted murder? You'll burn for this... burn in jail!
Ned: And Harry Potter, and all his wizard friends... went straight to Hell for practicing witchcraft.
Marge: Isn't there anything you could do?
Dr. Hibbert: Well, I could cut off the other finger for a sense of symmetry.
Homer: Symmetry, eh?
Moe: Ain't you gonna have a beer?
Homer: Well, I really shouldn't, what with my massive blood loss and all. Although I do like the occasional beer!
Dr. Nick: Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
Lisa: Just testing.
Linguo: Sentence fragment.
Lisa: 'Sentence fragment' is also a sentence fragment.
Linguo: Must conserve battery power.
Bart: What's it like riding a girl's bike?
Milhouse: It's disturbingly comfortable.
Lou: Hey, Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool.
Wiggum: Sure, whatever you want, birthday boy.
Milhouse: I can't go to juvie! They use guys like me as currency!
Wiggum: Yeah, they'll pass you around like... like currency, like you said.
Wiggum: Your mission is to find the firework smugglers and get them to say something incriminating on this tape.
Bart: Hootie and the Blowfish?
Wiggum: Yeah. It's cheaper than blank tape.
Legs: Shuttupa you face!
Linguo: Shut up <i>your</i> face!
Legs: Wassamatta you?
Louie: You aint so big.
Legs: Me and him are gonna whack you in the Labonza!
PCode
CABF14
Index
12×18
Written by
Matt Selman
Directed by
Mike B. Anderson
Starring
Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Hank Azaria
Harry Shearer
Also Starring
Pamela Hayden
Tress MacNeille
Russi Taylor
Karl Wiedergott
Marcia Mitzman-Gaven
Special Guest Voice
Frankie Muniz as Thelonious
Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony
Aired (U.S.)
Apr 29, 2001
Aired (U.K.)
Jul 15, 2001