I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.Homer

Duffless

After Homer is arrested for drink-driving, he promises Marge to give up beer for a month. Meanwhile, Lisa makes Bart the subject of her science experiment.

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Lisa: I've grown a futuristic tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids.
Bart: The kind that help our Olympic athletes reach new peaks of excellence?
Lisa: The very same.
Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Homer's Brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in an nine, punch out at five, that's the plan!
Homer's Brain: Heh heh heh. They don't suspect a thing. (pan down to mouth, then back up) Well, off to the plant!
Homer: Then to the Duff Bewery.
Homer's Brain: Uh-oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer: I gotta think of a line fast!
Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Bewery?
Homer: Aaah!
Barney: Hey, that looks like Princess Di! ...Wait, it's just a pile of rags.
Homer: W, X, Y and Z. Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play with me?
Eddie: Flawless.
Lou: We would have also accepted, "Tell me what you think of me."
Moleman: My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!

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Duffless

PCode
9F14

Index
4×16

Written by
David M. Stern

Directed by
Jim Reardon

Starring
Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Hank Azaria
Harry Shearer

Also Starring
Pamela Hayden
Maggie Roswell

Special Guest Voice
Marcia Wallace
Phil Hartman

Aired (U.S.)
Feb 18, 1993

Aired (U.K.)
unknown