Homer's Night Out

Plot

While Bart (eventually) receives a spy camera, Homer attends a stag party for a co-worker at The Rusty Barnacle. Unknowingly, Marge takes the kids out to dinner at the same restaurant that night, where Bart witnesses Homer dancing with a belly dancer at the stag party.

Bart takes a photo with his spy camera, and after he gets it developed, Milhouse asks for a copy and he distributes it around school. Soon, everyone in Springfield has a copy, including Marge, who kicks Homer out.

Homer soon comes crawling back, and Marge explains that he has taught Bart a very bad lesson. To make it up to her, Homer takes Bart to meet the belly dancer, to show Bart that she is a real person, but ends up dancing in a burlesque show. Realizing what he's doing, he stops the show to give a speech on the importance of women. Marge turns up and she forgives him.

Memorable quotes

Homer: Two hundred and thirty nine pounds! I'm a whale! Why was I cursed with this weakness for snack treats?

Homer: Hey, what is this! The Spanish Exposition?

Bart: Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of this photo?
Milhouse: Okay.
Bart: Cross you heart and hope to die? ... Stick a needle in your eye? ... Jab a dagger in your thigh? ... Eat a horse manure pie?

Apu: You look familiar, sir. Are you on the television or something?
Homer: Sorry buddy, you've got me confused with Fred Flintstone.

Homer: But where will I sleep?
Marge: My suggestion is you sleep in the filth you created!
Homer: Would a motel be okay?

Barney: If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there's a open beer in the fridge.

Homer: Look Barney, see the row of tiny lights up there? The middle one is my house. Someone must have left the porch light on.
Barney: Hey, that's rough pal. (picks up the phone) Hello, Marge? You left your damn porch light on! Homer isn't made of money you know!

Mr. Burns: Our research indicates that over fifty percent of our power is used by women.

Marge: Homer, you don't even know why you're apologizing.
Homer: Yes, I do. Because I'm hungry, my clothes are smelly, and I'm tired.

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Notes

• At the restaurant, Maggie sucks on a piece of fish instead of her pacifier.
• There are two differnt prices labelled on the photocopier: 5 cents on the front and 10 cents on the coin slot.
• Carl's voice is different to usual in this episode.
• Smithers is at The Sapphire Lounge with a woman.

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