Team Homer

P-code: 3F10
Episode Index: 07×12
Writers: Mike Scully
Directors: Mark Kirkland
Airdate: 6th January, 1996
Guest stars: None

Average Fan Rating: 4.3 (132 ratings, 3 reviews)

Plot Guide

(Full synopsis not yet completed)
Homer starts a bowling team, the Pin Pals, funded by an intoxicated Mr. Burns. Meanwhile, Bart's ''Down With Homework!'' T-shirt causes a riot at school, resulting in mandatory school uniforms.

Memorable Quotes

Chalmers: Skinner! Why aren't these uniforms colorfast?!
Skinner: I don't understand it. I got them at the same place I buy Mother's dresses, and -- Good Lord! Mother's in the park!
Chalmers: This I gotta see.

Wiggum: All right, Snake, make us proud. (Lou unlocks his leg irons)
Snake: (walking up) One... two... three... (runs quickly) ...four five six seven eight nine ten... (pops head round door) Bye!
Wiggum: Um, We forefit.

Moe: Ehh, they think they're so high and mighty. Just because they never got caught driving without pants.

Pedro: Buenas noches, senoritas!
Moe: What'd he say? What'd he say? Was that about me?

Bart: (whining) Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
Homer: (on phone) Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, butthey were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer! Watch your mouth.
Homer: Aw, I gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening.

Moe: Either Burns goes or Moe goes.
Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name.

Did You Spot...

• On Homer's trophy case there is an Oscar for best supporting actor with the name "Dr. Hing S. Nior" crossed out. He won the Oscar in 1985 for the part in The Killing Fields.

References/Parodies

None submitted for this episode.

Season 7 quick links

1. Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)
2. Radioactive Man
3. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
4. Bart Sells His Soul
5. Lisa the Vegetarian
6. Treehouse of Horror VI
7. King Size Homer
8. Mother Simpson
9. Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
10. The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
11. Marge Be Not Proud
12. Team Homer
13. Two Bad Neighbors
14. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
15. Bart the Fink
16. Lisa the Iconoclast
17. Homer the Smithers
18. The Day the Violence Died
19. A Fish Called Selma
20. Bart on the Road
21. 22 Short Films About Springfield
22. Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
23. Much Apu About Nothing
24. Homerpalooza
25. Summer of 4 Ft. 2