Email RSS Feed Twitter Feed I can’t live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?Homer

Patty & Selma

Name: Patty Bouvier.
Identity: Marge's 'ugly sister'. She's the one without the parting in her hair.

Occupation: Works at the DMV with sister Selma.

"Is it just me, or did it get fatter in here?"
-- when Homer walks in the room.

Friends: Selma.
Enemies: Homer.
Favorite TV show: McGuyver.
Hates: To be touched.

Past loves: Principal Skinner.

Other job: Taught "How to Turn a Man into Putty" at the Adult Education Annex.

 

Name: Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure.
Identity: Marge's other 'ugly sister'. She's the one with the parting in her hair.

Occupation: Works at the DMV with sister Patty.

Friends: Patty.
Enemies: Homer.
Pet
: An iguana named 'Jub-jub'.
Favorite TV show: McGuyver.

"From now on, I'm only marrying for love.
And possible once more for money."

Past loves: Sideshow Bob, Troy McClure. Mentioned 'Hutz' as part of her quadruple-barreled surname.

Other job: Taught "How to Turn a Man into Putty" at the Adult Education Annex.