Email RSS Feed Twitter Feed Look Marge, you don’t know what it’s like - I’m the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I’m not out of order! You’re out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! ’Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do!! Forget it Marge, it’s Chinatown!!!Homer

Patty & Selma

Name: Patty Bouvier.
Identity: Marge's 'ugly sister'. She's the one without the parting in her hair.

Occupation: Works at the DMV with sister Selma.

"Is it just me, or did it get fatter in here?"
-- when Homer walks in the room.

Friends: Selma.
Enemies: Homer.
Favorite TV show: McGuyver.
Hates: To be touched.

Past loves: Principal Skinner.

Other job: Taught "How to Turn a Man into Putty" at the Adult Education Annex.

 

Name: Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure.
Identity: Marge's other 'ugly sister'. She's the one with the parting in her hair.

Occupation: Works at the DMV with sister Patty.

Friends: Patty.
Enemies: Homer.
Pet
: An iguana named 'Jub-jub'.
Favorite TV show: McGuyver.

"From now on, I'm only marrying for love.
And possible once more for money."

Past loves: Sideshow Bob, Troy McClure. Mentioned 'Hutz' as part of her quadruple-barreled surname.

Other job: Taught "How to Turn a Man into Putty" at the Adult Education Annex.