Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart’s The Magic Flute. So, what’s the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is ‘yes’.— Brockman
Name: Marge Simpson
Identity: Nagging housewife and mother - the backbone of the Simpson family.
Height: 8' 6"
Shoe size: 13AA
Maiden name: Bouvier
Related to: Homer (husband), Bart, Lisa, and Maggie (kids), Patty and Selma (sisters), and Jacqueline Bouvier (mother)
Best friend: Ruth Powers
Enemies: None at present
Hobbies: Knitting, loom
Past loves: Jacques Brunswick [7G11], Artie Ziff (In high school) [7F13] Bobby Sherman (as a child) [9F12]
Previous jobs: French tutor in high school [7F12], carhop waitress, Springfield police officer [2F21], teacher at Springfield Elementary [2F19], worker at SNPP [9F05], and proprietor of pretzel franchise [4F08].
Other interesting facts: Has webbed toes.
Appearances: Every episode to date. Marge has been in jail twice, taken up bowling for a while, painted Mr. Burns in the nude, been a cop, and has been married to Homer twice.