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Marge Simpson

Name: Marge Simpson
Identity: Nagging housewife and mother - the backbone of the Simpson family.

Age: 34
Height: 8' 6"
Shoe size: 13AA
Maiden name: Bouvier
Occupation: Housewife/homemaker
Related to:
Homer (husband), Bart, Lisa, and Maggie (kids), Patty and Selma (sisters), and Jacqueline Bouvier (mother)
Catchphrases: Murmur/groan/nagging

Best friend: Ruth Powers
Enemies: None at present

Hobbies: Knitting, loom
Past loves: Jacques Brunswick [7G11], Artie Ziff (In high school) [7F13] Bobby Sherman (as a child) [9F12]
Fears: Flying

Previous jobs: French tutor in high school [7F12], carhop waitress, Springfield police officer [2F21], teacher at Springfield Elementary [2F19], worker at SNPP [9F05], and proprietor of pretzel franchise [4F08].

Other interesting facts: Has webbed toes.

Appearances: Every episode to date. Marge has been in jail twice, taken up bowling for a while, painted Mr. Burns in the nude, been a cop, and has been married to Homer twice.