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Krusty the Clown

Stage Name: Krusty The Clown.
Real name: Herschel Schmoikel Krustofski.
Identity: Lively children's entertainer, but a big money-spender.

Occupation: Children's Entertainer on Channel 6.
Related to: Rabbi Krustofski (father), Sophie (daughter), and an estranged wife
Catchphrase: Hey hey!

"I could pull a better cartoon out of
my a... hey hey! Wasn't that great kids?"

Previous jobs: Hosted 'Little Miss Springfield' pageant, singer on 'Sending Our Love Down The Well', sponsor of the 1984 Olympics, runs Kamp Krusty, collects for the brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, and opened a Clown college.

Medical history: Had a near fatal heart attack in 1986, had triple bypass surgery, got a pacemaker put in, went in for plastic surgery to change his identity and ended up with a boob job.

Merchandising: Almost everything under the Sun, including Krusty Crowd control barrier, Krusty Monopoly Game (patent denied), Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel, Krusty-O's cereal, Krusty's Home Pregnancy test, Krusty Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup, mugs, and T-shirts.

Appearances: Most episodes. Has been accused of armed robbery [7G12], faked his own death to avoid paying his taxes [3F12], and had a boob job done [2F12].