Look Marge, you don’t know what it’s like - I’m the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I’m not out of order! You’re out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! ’Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do!! Forget it Marge, it’s Chinatown!!!— Homer
Full name: Charles Montgomery Burns.
Identity: Money-grabbing billionaire owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
Age: 81 or 104.
Blood type: Double-O negative
Related to: Larry, his long-lost, sixty year old illegitimate son.
"Oh, and one more thing. You must find the jade monkey, before the next full moon."
Alias: Mr. Snrub.
Treasured childhood toy: Bobo, a bear which he gave up for a life of fortune.
Admired by: Waylon Smithers
Past loves: Marge Simpson, Jacqueline Bouvier (Marge's mother).
Health: Very, very poor. Is weaker than an infant, and was recently diagnosed with every disease known to mankind (he is not seriously ill because all the germs "cannot get through the door to his body").
Member of: The Stonecutters.
Appearances: Several episodes. Had a crush on Marge Simpson; was shot by Maggie; made Bart his heir for a short time; went is search of the Loch Ness Monster; and hired Homer as his "prank monkey".