Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart’s The Magic Flute. So, what’s the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is ‘yes’.— Brockman
Name: Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson
Identity: The troublemaker of the Simpson family.
Age: 10 (2 years and 38 days older than Lisa)
Family: Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggie, Abe, Jacqueline, Patty, Selma, Herb
Blood type: Double-O negative.
Allergies: Butterscotch, imitation butterscotch, glow-in-the-dark make-up.
Catchphrases: Aye Carumba!, Eat my shorts, I didn't do it!
Best friend: Milhouse Van Houten
Enemies: Nelson Muntz, Jimbo Jones, Dolph and Kearney
Mortal enemies: Sideshow Bob, Dr Dementia
Hero: Ronny Beck
Idol: Krusty the Klown
First words: "Ay Carumba!"
Hobbies: Causing trouble (eg making prank calls to Moes Tavern), Watching TV, skateboarding.
Past loves: Laura Powers, Jessica Lovejoy, and Sarah plain and tall.
Awards won: Best writing in a cartoon series for Itchy & Scratchy [9F16]; 1st prize in the Science Fair for his flying hamster [9F14]; and some others: 6th place, honorable mention, participant, runner up, 4th place, and Everybody Gets A Trophy Day.
Previous jobs: The "I Didn't Do It" boy [1F11], army officer [7G05], script writer for Itchy and Scratchy [9F16], and a blackjack dealer in his Treehouse casino [1F08], factory boss [4F19], worker at Android's Dungeon (the Comic Book Store) [CABF08].
Possible future jobs: Police officer [8F15], Chief Justice of the Supreme court [9F03], a Demolition worker [2F15], a lawyer [2F15], and a member of a band [BABF13].
Appearances: Every episode. Has had two birthdays [8F11 & 9F04],thwarted numerous evil plans by Sideshow Bob, fallen down a well, flooded the school, bought a factory for $1.00, and been a presenter on 'Kidz Newz'.
"You've got the brains to go as far as you want. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money."