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  • "Men, there is a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you"
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  • "Now to the plant. We'll take the Spruce Moose, hop in..."
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  • "Excellent"
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  • "Blast his hide to hades!"
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  • "Oppresion and harassment are a small price to pay to live in the land of the free"
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  • "I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing there are too many fat children"
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  • "Tangle with me, and I'll crush you like a paper cup."
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  • "Strange sensation in my chest...."
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  • "I'm afraid that I'm not familiar with that term you adorable little ragger-muffin ..."
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  • "Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this stock market crash? ...."
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  • "I've called you all here because I need some honest answers, what is my current financial situation? ...."
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  • "Oh thank you, I ventured in for search of milk when the doors snapped shut ...."
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  • "I'll keep it short and sweet! Family, religion, freindship. These are the 3 demons you must slay if you wish to suceed in business ..."
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  • "Come on, come on, while we're young!"
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  • Monty and Lisa speaking, Monty says he will never kill another animal for clothing
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  • Monty and Lisa - "Here's a phone call some one who cares!"
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  • "Now then gentlemen, the mayoral campaign is upon us, if we hope to beat this Joe Quimby, we need a candidate with ..."
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  • "Lets go finish the little flea circus's off, except for little Monty of course"
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  • "Alright, you win. I'll have to kill them all!"
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  • An evil laugh from Monty
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  • "Smithers, look he's standing up. I've never seen anything so adorable. You know who it reminds me off? ..."
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  • "Oh oooh, And I'll know the little fellas would love rumping around my many acres, chasing my many cars, drinking from my many toilets!"
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